By now, you’ve probably heard that the average American spends more than four hours of their birthday at work.
Now you can use the Internet to make those hours count.
With some clever birthday wishes for friends, family, coworkers, and even pets, you can give yourself a birthday wish that actually makes sense.
For example, if your parents had a great birthday party, make sure to include the words “Mom, Dad, Grandpa, Grandma, Grand-pa” and then “Best Birthday Ever” in the end.
Or if you’re the type of person who likes to celebrate a birthday with friends, consider using a joke.
For instance, you might make a wish that “the world would end tomorrow” with a video of a cartoon frog getting stuck in a tub.
Or maybe you’d want to have a birthday party that features “The Great American Novelty Show” and “The Biggest Mistake in the Universe.”
Or you could also choose a holiday you love with the words, “Happy Birthday, Aunt Sally.”
To find a birthday wishing card, visit our Birthday Wish Card database.
We’ve included the most popular birthday wishes as well as birthday card art to help you choose the perfect card.